Craven County Government

So who still thinks we are a representative government?

Isn’t it so cute that people think that voting matters? AWWWHHH.

>>A Craven County voter says he had a near miss at the polls on Thursday when an electronic voting machine completed his straight-party ticket for the opposite of what he intended.

Sam Laughinghouse of New Bern said he pushed the button to vote Republican in all races, but the voting machine screen displayed a ballot with all Democrats checked. He cleared the screen and tried again with the same result, he said. Then he asked for and received help from election staff.

“They pushed it twice and the same thing happened,” Laughinghouse said. “That was four times in a row. The fifth time they pushed it and the Republicans came up and I voted.”<< Well that makes sense Quan 'cause you're phuckin moron

This why we should use scantrons for voting.

Human influenced, yet still time effective to be read by a machine.

The human writes, decides on pencil, yet the card is simply scanned and archived by a machine.

Suck it environmentalists. (Not really just a joke, but I bet some would complain about all the paper.)